— Tim
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Zaca a Porto Santo Stefano
“Funniest Joke Ever”
The “Funniest Joke Ever” comes from the radio program “Duffy’s Tavern”, as heard on February 16, 1951:
www.quality-schnallity.com…
(Please note that the March 9 show date on this site is incorrect)
The set-up:
(Archie, a common man who runs Duffy’s Tavern for the never-heard Duffy, has startled all present by announcing that he is writing an opera).
Miss Duffy:
Archie, whaddya call this opera?
Archie:
I’m glad you reminded me. I ain’t got a title yet. Lemme see… I need something that’s classy, and at the same time has broad appeal…
Miss Duffy:
Why don’t you call it Errol Flynn?
Archie:
Please, Miss Duffy. With me this is serious business.
Miss Duffy:
With me you think it’s a joke?
Archie:
Quiet, please. I’m trying to create.
— Tim
Last Letter to Tasmania?
It’s doubtful Errol attended this Christian Brothers “College”, but, if he did, it would not have been for long!
“St Patrick’s College was built towards the end of the First World War and dedicated in 1918. It opened for boys in 1919. The architect for the building was Mr A Harold Masters and the builders were Hinman, Wright and Manser. The style is typical of the Federation era and is known as ‘blood and bandages’ (note the bands of bricks and ‘plastered’ bands flowing from the windows). The cost was a little over £10,000 pounds.
The Christian Brothers taught boys from Grade 3 through to Leaving and Matriculation class. (Now Grade 12).”
— Tim